Sex War: SFC Captain Snatches Senior UPDF Officer’s Wife, Bonks Her To Cabbage
By Our Reporter
Instead
of fighting wars with guns, Uganda Peoples Defence Forces (UPDF) officers are
fighting Whopper and Sumbie wars, also known as sex wars.
As
you read this, a senior UPDF officer is coiling in bed every night like a
priest after a Captain, who is several ranks lower than him, snatched his wife,
a mother of five, whose Sumbie pals say he has since turned into cabbage.
According
to our Moles, the officer whose wife is being feasted on has been identified as
Col Keith Katungi, the commander of 309 Brigade whose headquarters are based in
Hima town council, Kasese district, south western Uganda.
Col. Keith Katungi and his wife Noma during their heyday when romance was still in the air
The
‘sex-predator’ UPDF Captain has also been identified as Capt. Moses K...